Checking out pellet stoves

Change of Fuel dependence.

We have been talking about changing the source of all our winter warmth over for awhile.
After last years Rape job of oil delivery and a few talks with the guys down in the shop the Pellet solution started looking more and more like the way to go.

So we are going out today to check over our options and sometime in the next month I will be installing which ever one we decide to go with.

Not exciting... but just what is going on.

So I quit my job today....

"Resigned" Technically I guess

But really does it mean anything different?
I really liked some of the people that I worked with & will miss them...
Not to mention I will miss the rides to and from work with all of the Guy Smiley sightings and Salvation army Guy references.

I will say that I can't thank Rick enough for getting me in the door up there.
I have something else lined up (and NO Nicole it is NOT the Airport.) and I will be starting after the holiday weekend. It should be a very good gig.... I mean how often do you get to model "mangerie" (Man Lingerie for those that aren't in the know) for a living?
I swear I know what your thinking....
I was amazed a man could make $$$ at it as well.... The guy in the Van that offered me the job told me the benefits package was incredible and I have to tell you how can you not trust a guy that smiles like that all the time.
So I will have a calender made up for everyone this year for Xmas.

What else? Uuuuum......

Well to be honest the whole "Quitting thing" kinda took the cake.
I will try to come up with something worth reading and maybe even funny for the next blog.

...... oh yeah.... if you want to pre-order any extra calenders you can get them at SwollenBananaHammock.com

Publish Post

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So I was thinkin'

Flashback Kinda junk

When was the last time that I just did an absolutely Random Flashbacky kinda blog...

Well... I have had a few flashbacks hit me out of the blue recently...
Just the kinda thing where the thought overtakes you and you laugh and go.... I wonder if anyone else remembers that the same way I do.

Now all of the flashbacks seemed to play out like an entertaining movie in my mind.

I will tell you... out of all the stuff I have done in my life I think Rick has seen most of them first hand.

My boots Stink...

and my feet are no walk in the park.
I really need to just throw the damn things away... but that'll happen right after I get new ones....
But then there is the whole "breaking in" period.

Why.... just Why?

Why do I watch Shows on tv about Freaks of nature?
I can't look away.
I swear I start with some morbid curiosity but as I sit there I am like ".......Fuuuuuuck... that just ain't right." I become invested in the shows and then I realize that When I turn the the tv off I am back to just being me... my own special kind of freak... but NOTHING that will end up on a discovery channel special.

Well There!

I thought this was gonna be a flashback blog..... Turns out it was just a rambling bumble along.
Oh well.
It is what it is...
If you've read this far and are upset with the way the whole thing all I can say is...
"Piss up a rope. It's all over so we're good"

A week full of Fuckall!

This week has been the shittiest week in memory as far as work & on-call go...

The details I could bore you with but to be honest I am still so pissed about a couple of them that I can't even make fun of them.... Let's just say the week I have had makes me feel like a Hungarian weightlifter that just "finished" the Clean & Jerk.



I gotta grab a coffee and get over to Nicole's to start luggin' stuff.

I am sure after THAT I should have plenty of amusing little anecdotes to parley into a blog of epic proportions.

131.42 & Driving with your Sack

131.42

That is right. You heard me. That is the exact amount it will cost you if you fuck around and jet your way through a red light all dukes of Hazzard style.
Unless...

Sack Driving

You toss your sack up over the wheel and let "The Boys" navigate you on through the light and down the road.

Things your Boss SHOULDN'T know

131.42 or that you are willing to drive with your testicles.

Oops... I apparently didn't get that memo.
So on the ride home I apparently tossed my phone down in my lap and found out that not only are my nuts capable of driving but my penis can make prank calls... to my boss.
Yup... that is right after another CLASSIC ride home with her connected in to hear us tearing up on 131.42 and Sack driving and that fact that THAT is how I roll... she disconnected and called me back... starting our conversation with ".... um, did you need me?"
I was like 'Nope..... why'
At which time she laid it out on the line.... (Quicker than Guy smiley lays out Salvation Army Guy) that she had been connected in while we had been talking away.

Soooooooo yeah.... Welcome to my world.
Let this be a warning to you... if there is any driving being done by someone who truly is Nuts... don't let a dick hold your phone... especially if your boss is on speed dial.
But fuck it.... I am who I am.... and my nuts can steer the fuck outta that ride! Oh yeah!

Anniversary celebrations

Today is our anniversary...
What is on the agenda you may ask?

Well Dropping the boy off at Mindy's and then.... ooooooh yeah... you could probably guess....
We will be working around the house.
LOL
We are trying to get things finished up around here and this is my last Vaca day so ya know celebrate with a little work. ;0)

I really haven't made it sound all that exciting but... I actually am looking forward to getting a bunch of stuff off The List"


Happy 16th baby! I don't know how the fuck you have put up with me this long. I think you deserve a medal if not a the Nobel peace prize.

Journey 2 the center of the Earth....

The movie was okay
except......

• I wouldn't watch it at the Bangor Cinema.

• The movie was SUPPOSED to be 3D....

• The whole thing was out of Focus.... And NOT because it was supposed to be 3D... because it was out of focus.

• The popcorn was the worst I have had at a theater. Burnt & full of seeds... how the fuck can you cook popcorn so much you turn it black and STILL NOT pop all of the fucking kernels??? How can you even do that?!

• The manager was a touch-hole... which for the uninformed is six degrees worst than a Taint.

• The house lights didn't go down... much which made it even harder to see the already out-of-focus movie.

• Theater #8 is possibly the worst theater that they have there.

• It ONLY showed once... at 8:40 PM

• So all and all if you have a choice to go some where else to see it... I recommend that you do... if not bring a great fucking book and wipe you ass with the $40.

Party til 1am, Minigolf & Journey to the center of the Earth

Party, Party, Party.

As always partying with the Jordan's was a good time.
Apples to apples gets to be more fun as the drinks begin to flow!
All I have to say is ..... Schindler's list is there ANYTHING more frivolous??? ... I mean Dr Kevorkian he is a bit of a frivolous bitch himself but the list... c'mon!

Vaca in full effect!

Yesterday was the official kick off of our vaca and it felt good just knowing that I am on vaca.
The trip to Boothbay harbor was cool had a good time there and of course followed it up with a party @ Rick & Colleen's.
Today's plans are a decent mix of fun & fun with a side of fun.
Breakfast at Denny's, then movies tonight with just a continuous batch of "Non-planned" fun.

So I am off to do the breakfast thing and get started!