Sunday, February 24, 2008

I feel better about myself... Thanks YouTube.

YouTube... Thanks!
Any time I need to feel better about myself all I need to do is spend a few minutes watching You tube.

Case in point.... StevieBGoode.
Check him out..... http://www.youtube.com/user/StevieBGoode

My take on his life goes a little something like this.
He's divorced.
He moved back into his mom's basement and he uses  the Den-type space to return back to when he was cool... sometime in the eighties.
His Ex-wife got EVERYTHING except his collection of Izods and bad pants.
He is working as a busboy until his "Band" gets signed.
At which time he will rub his fame in his Ex's face and be able to afford all of the DEP and other various Hair products he uses and requires.

I swear I should probably not throw stones when it comes to "All things 80's" but still... It entertains me.


I'll Leave you with This...
I'll try to blog more... but who knows with me.

That is all for now I guess.
~Later

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Katie is stalkin' me... So, I fuel the fire

Last Night...
To Blog Or not.... THAT is the question.

Was a great time.
Had fun over a Rick & Colleen's.
Played a little "Classic" GH.
Amazingly enough I can Suck in retro as well.
I was told that should I decide NOT to blog... I should at least blog to say I am not going to blog
To be honest this was going to be a short... "Good time last night... not much else to say" kinda blogs
That is UNTIL this morning.

Katie you Harlot...

I am tired and I would like to thank whatever ass-hat called me bright and early this morning to talk.

Katie where ever you are... you are a shameless whore.


For those not in the know let me lay it out for you.
I have had my cell # for eleven months now... So it isn't like I JUST got it or anything.
Well, A girl named Katie used to have my #.
and from the caliber of Booty calls that ring out on this thing I am guessing that the number is on a bus terminal men's room wall or gets handed out by the local chapter of the USO and the UBM at rallies.
Any way... Me being the prick that I am... I enjoy screwing with people when they call... but this morning I was just plain tired. So I went with the  "you got the wrong number" hoping that They wouldn't try again in a matter of seconds after hanging up.

I Hope that I have inconvenienced her...
So like I said I try to make things interesting.
Let me see if I can list some of my favorite conversations.
I told one of her friends that if she had called I was supposed to ask if she had picked the KY up
I talked to her brother for about a half hour (Hey... he called me) ;0) I have actually talked to him several times but usually they are quick conversations.
I told a drunken room full of ass-hats that she "wasn't Avaaaaaailable if-ya-know-what-I-mean" but she would give em a call after she showered. (Okay, I know I am a bastard... but what do I care?)
I talked to a group of , Again.... Drunk ass-hats that were Tore-up and watching a game on TV that I could hear. They were interested in Katie coming over to watch the game with all of them.
Several of her girlfriends call through out the day.

So I gotta know...
What kind of friend do you gotta be that your "Friend" changes her # and almost a year later you haven't been told of the change? O_o
I would like to believe that I would be included in the # updates of anyone whom I currently have in my contact list.

I'll Leave you with This...
I will try to Blog with a bit more regularity... But we will see how that holds out

That is all for now I guess.
~Later