Abnormally Happy... Revived Five... or Nine

This is something I have posted before... But I decided to revisit it.
So here goes:

The Fabulous Five Plus~

1:] Kate Beckinsale

She is the hotty from Underworld. And to quote that big dumb jock from American pie... "Suck Me beautiful!" Ya see what I did there.. with the reference to the sucking... and the Vampire... and the ... She is just fucking hot okay.... so she gets top honors of shaggin' me for like three... maybe four whole minute straight! Maybe longer if she gets a head start on me... I would give her straight "Freight train Love" ... That is where I pull into town, hit the station and she better not be looking at the Train schedule or some shit like that... Cuz' when this train leaves the station If you ain't on board... We ain't swingin' back around while you try to figure out if this is the train to Albuquerque or where ever... We is going to Sexopolis.. Woo-muthafahkin'-who! I am so romantic... Some time I make even Me wanna cry. That is how sensitive I am.

2:] - Milla Jovovich

She was Leeloo in the Fifth Element, and she played Joan of Arc in "the Messenger" ... And she is fine a frog hair.

3:] Alyssa Milano

Ooooooooooh I would show her "Who's the Boss"! Yeah.... and like the character that played her Gran on that show... She'd be a "Mona" >rimshot< I know that sounded dirty... so I knew I needed to use it.

4:] Jessica Alba

I mean C'mon... the fucking invisble girl... On her that is a total waste of a talent! I mean c'mon... "Uuuum Yeah... I am like so fuckin hot my clothes catch fire when I try to get dressed... cuz' I'm Naked at the time... As a "Super (or should it be 'Stupid') power" ... I turn invisible"

geez Louise!

On a side note... in the past I dated a couple of young ...Ladies That I WISHED had that feature. >Grins all wicked< but needless to say that was not nice of me.

5:] Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

Now that she is no longer getting' "Stamosed" I would take a crack at that Blue fleshed Lil' she~Minx freak of X-men Fame.

Honorable mentions]

1:] Soleil Moon Frye (AKA "Punky Brewster")

Not WHEN she was Punky Brewster, When she Became "HolyCrapSheHasHugeBoobsIThinkILikeHerSheMakesMeAllTinglely"

2:] Lori Petty

She was Tank Girl... Yummy Lil' Freak! It is something about her Voice I think... I really am not sure if I wanted her OFF the top Five or not... but in the end... I think she slip just shy of the top five... But to be honest... after Rebecca got "Stamosed"... Does something like that wash off? If I think about it for awhile.... Lori might make it back on my List.... She has been on the List since 1991 (Point Break) so it really was a decision I didn't take lightly.

3:] Jaime Pressly

Any one that watches My name is Earl... (She is Joy) The episode where they are on cops.... and she is talking dirty to him telling him what she is gonna do to him.... He puts a finger to her lips and says "Shhhh... you had me at Balls" ... Pure Friggin' magic I tell ya!

4:] Uma Thurman

Something about her. I have had a thing for her since I saw Jennifer Eight. Not to mention her Total Kick-Assedness in the Kill Bill Movies and Pulp fiction.

I wondered why why there weren't any musicians on here... I don't have any sort of Idea...

but I will tell you that a couple of cartoon chicks damn near made the list. ;p

I mean c'mon I got as much chance of Nailin' Jessica Rabbit as I do Jessica Alba! But what ever.

I'll Leave you with This...

That is all for now I guess.
~Later

Stalked by Proxy on Pimpin' Ave!

Why I have great friends...
I had the best time at my birthday party and wanted to thank everyone that came.
I need to upload some pictures of the festivities as soon as I get a chance.
There are all kinds of new Signatures on the bar now. ;0)

Birthday Fun...
Things went very well.....
For those of you that didn't make it... There was plenty of drinks to go around... just the right amount of wiffleball... by the  way... who in the hell thought it was a good idea that I ump when we were at bat..... KerRist.... I think Nick threw like fourteen pitches straight across the plate before I realised I should be looking for such things as "Strikes" and "Balls"
I mean C'mon.... I was just trying to keep Balls from getting Struck! I may have had a few to many to Officiate any sort of organized sporting event besides quarters!

All this AND a Stalker?! Niiiiice!
Well... as I jumped about from small group to small group talking with everyone that was there I realized the great thing about having friends is what the bring with them in the relationship.... NO I am Not referring to the Pimp stick, the sign, the Crown, or cards and cash... (Though that shit was pretty great I will tell ya!)
I am talking about all those special things that you get... like a dedicated stalker or just really great info on dolphins and the Subtle differences between Bestiality and Zooerastia.
Well i have to say... You can put a price on stuff like that... well I mean I suppose you could... but... would it be subject to state and federal taxes as well? [Shrugs] Just more of the important details that I ponder.

I'll Leave you with This...
As the party was winding down and the last of the guests (Colleen & Rick) were heading out for the night...
Rick was standing on the porch with Sean and Colleen was at the door...
She turn back to us and said... "...and WHO was the Last one to leave?"  and smiled as she stepped out through the door.
Rick Looked at her as she walked by, then looked at us.
Then he stepped fully back into the house stood for a second, Smiled and stepped out and followed her.

All in all.... It was a Great time.
Thank you all for coming & I look forward to seeing you the next chance I get!

That is all for now I guess.
~Later