Friday, February 2, 2007

The end of the week... YES!

Phew...
Some weeks seem like a test.
This was one such week.

When you make it through...
I find it to be a great reward to come home and see my family, have a wonderfully home cooked meal and Mix a good stiff "I made it through the Week" drink.

GUYism du jour...
A guy, NO Matter how much he Loves his significant other... has a pattern that is embedded in his DNA.
It is something he can NOT control... it is a pattern that he follows blindly... some men are even Unaware it is happening.
The pattern I am referring to is Visual contact.
It may be so quick it is almost undetected.
But This is how it goes.
Guys will look at a woman in the following way.
  • Eye contact
  • Breasts
  • Eyes
  • Lips
  • Eyes
  • Breasts
  • Face
There are modifiers to the List...
  1. If Legs are exposed... They will be Looked at.
  2. If the Opportunity to look at the Bum is presented... it will be taken.
  3. At some portion there will be a once over

This does not make the Guy a Pig it is just a pattern that I have noticed While watching people in the Pursuit of GUYisms.
That is all for today.

This guy is awesome...
Andy Mckee... Take a Look below at the video.

Just watching him makes you know that everyone has something they are destined to do!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have been doing it for more than 22 years...Even little boys do it. Your son was quick to point out that I had more Man like boobs than women boobs (Not sure if that means I am a little flat chested or what ROFLMAO) Girls also follow the pattern..Replace boobs with crotch. I catch myself doing it all the time and I don't mean to. I think I actually watched something on TLC or Discovery regarding human nature and sexuality and this was on the the quick little things they mentioned LOL...And RIck...God don't encourage him with the whole what if he had to re-populate the planet crap he already thinks so much of himself. ROFLMFAO....This one is cute Jerry. I like your idea for a blog.

Artistically Twisted said...

If repopulating the planet was require we would need to skip the formalities I think. ;0p

Rick Jordan said...

And you never know when you might be called on to repopulate the planet! I like to think I would be UP for the task, if you know what I mean!