131.42
That is right. You heard me. That is the exact amount it will cost you if you fuck around and jet your way through a red light all dukes of Hazzard style.
Unless...
Sack Driving
You toss your sack up over the wheel and let "The Boys" navigate you on through the light and down the road.
Things your Boss SHOULDN'T know
131.42 or that you are willing to drive with your testicles.
Oops... I apparently didn't get that memo.
So on the ride home I apparently tossed my phone down in my lap and found out that not only are my nuts capable of driving but my penis can make prank calls... to my boss.
Yup... that is right after another CLASSIC ride home with her connected in to hear us tearing up on 131.42 and Sack driving and that fact that THAT is how I roll... she disconnected and called me back... starting our conversation with ".... um, did you need me?"
I was like 'Nope..... why'
At which time she laid it out on the line.... (Quicker than Guy smiley lays out Salvation Army Guy) that she had been connected in while we had been talking away.
Soooooooo yeah.... Welcome to my world.
Let this be a warning to you... if there is any driving being done by someone who truly is Nuts... don't let a dick hold your phone... especially if your boss is on speed dial.
But fuck it.... I am who I am.... and my nuts can steer the fuck outta that ride! Oh yeah!
Friday, August 15, 2008
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9 comments:
Dude! I can't believe that shit! We were trying to figure out what we were talking about and both cracked up when we figured out it was the whole sack driving talk! I can't wait to hear about THAT conversation Monday!
Oooooh I am sure she will say something.
OMG I am modified! lol
Make sure you tell me what she said on Monday! I will remind you anyways!
Oh I will tell you dude... that shit was fuuuuuuuuuckin' Funny!
I never get speeding tickets when I blow through red lights.
The police are always too shocked to see me driving with my big 'ol sackaroo to actually ticket me. I can even beep the horn!
Who can't beep the horn? That is child's play! My sack can change the stations while driving and make me a cup of coffee while lighting Jerry's cigarette! He doesn't like that trick though- it kind of freaks him out!
Dude... I can parallel park with my sack.
I can crack walnuts with my sack! I call it 'Nuts breaking nuts'! LOL
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