Sunday, June 8, 2008

Fondled electronics and Texting while drinking

Passed around like a cheap date.
Colleen and Nicole were fondling my sexy electronics last night.
They both have Blackberry envy but I thought Nicole was gonna make sweet sweet love to it. **whispers** It has been like 24hr since she had anything in her.... O_o
Well anyway.... 

Nothing short of amazing...
As always the group of friends that were there were great and the you couldn't have asked for a better time.

We took it easy on Chris I don't think anyone said "Anal" at anything above a whisper.
We want to break him in slow but not treat him with kid gloves at the same time.
I can already tell that the indicator of a good party will be the quality of Game camera pictures that are up loaded the next day.

Wii Fit
Julie had me laughing when she jumped off the wii fit pad when the calendar came up to stamp it.
Oooooh Like hell I am going to commit to some Workout routine!

Nicole proved that she has incredible Wii Fit yoga balance and I tried to distract her by waggling my blackberry in front of her to throw herballance off. Who knew that she was all drippy for a blackberry... She fondled mine like it had been 24hrs since... alright... I think you guys know the rest.

I didn't dare crawl my sexy self all up on that wii fit... it would have been to hard for me to learn that my Wii fit age was 69 and had a potbelly! I don't wanna kill the dream!

Ingrid
Texting Ingrid was all the rage last night.... I holla'd at her a few times (after prying the thing outta Nicole's fingers that is)
...and Ingrid those really were text messages from me as well.... if you are going to be coming to some of these get togethers.... you have to be ready for the abuse! ;0)

I'll Leave you with This...
I gotta head up to Lowe's and then off to Toy'sRus so I am off to fight with the mindless masses... see you all at the next get together.

That is all for now I guess.
~Later

6 comments:

Rick Jordan said...

Dude! HAVING YOU BLOG AGAIN ABSOLUTELY RULES! I look forward to our get togethers so much! Your entire blog cracked me up! I love gaging the party by the game camera pics! I bought a new flashlight today just in case we really tie one one and have to find the game camera while seeing three of them! See you in the AM my man!

Julie said...

You need to keep that thing in your pants....You're going to get us in trouble LOL......

Nicole said...

Yeah I am definitely gonna need to fondle your electronics again! LOVE It! I am gonna need to get Wii Fit and work on my potential mad yoga skills!

I think Ingrid is gonna need some convincing that we aren't going to cram her in a box and poke her with sticks before she will agree to join us!

Ingrid said...

I would rather be crammed in a box and poked with sticks than watch another marathon game of rummy. I'm completely in, and I'll even bring my own box.........





...that wasn't appropriate.

Rick Jordan said...

I started laughing out loud at 'bringing your own box'! That is funny both ways! Does that mean I don't get a turn in the box getting poked with sticks? You know I look forward to that!

Artistically Twisted said...

Dude.... you can still take a turn in the box.