Sunday, June 1, 2008

Would you rather... Get a shower rod at Walmart OR Call me back.

Last night's party...
First off let me say thanks to all of you that came it was a great time.
I had a blast playing the games and eating the awesome food.... I thought I was gonna pop!

Laughing until my sides hurt...
what do I love about the fact that we play games.... The conversations that get started.
My sides were hurting by the time I crawled into bed.
I knew it was going to be a funny night as the game got started.
When ever we play a game.... Time CAN NOT be a factor.... just pitch the sand filled timer right back in the box along with the rules... Because we are just going to play the game however the hell we feel like it and Timing each turn just won't work. We have an average of three conversations going at any time.
So... we made up the rules to fit what we wanted and tried to fit game play in around discussions of the Fonz and anal sex.... NOT Anal sex WITH the Fonz.... But then I don't swing like that.
**Does a gesture that draws great attention to his FIST**
It may have been the Tupperware that SOME of us were drinking out of... I don't know
Nicole and I were guarding the Monkey bread like we would fuck up anyone that considered sticking their fingers in "OUR" Monkey bread!
Ooooh and so you all know I am "Slow talking" as I write this... so to read it... Make sure that you interject a lot of "Uuuums" and a ton of indecision. So Reading this should take you two - three days... and you should wind up more confused about why you started than when you began.

I am an appleweed enabler
Yup... I am helping Rick fulfill his dream of being like Johnny Appleweed
So he will be out there today spreading the seed Johnny Appleweed style... Laying it down.
A Little state mix maybe? You better hope that Henry doesn't find out that you are cross training... He will be waiting for us on Monday brother.

I'll Leave you with This...
**Sticks his thumb up in the air** "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
and of course
"It has been a Whoooooole day since I've had a **** in my ***!"
(I think that is my new favorite quote.)

That is all for now I guess.
~Later

11 comments:

Rick Jordan said...

Holy shit, you crack me up! That was well worth the wait for a new blog! Glad you had an awesome birthday, my friend! I wouldn't have missed it for the world! Now don't wait a whole three months to blog again! Thank you for lending me the seeder! It worked awesome and saved me a ton of time! Appleweed gave me some pointers but I am getting ansy since it has been like three hours since I had ANYTHING in my ass! LOL

Colleen said...

SO.... I commented this morning... but it's not here.


I, um.... really um... don't know what to do that this point.

Julie said...

ROFLMAO...You are so funny! I am glad you are blogging again! It is always a fun experience. Of course you are pretty much like that 24/7 anyway! Love Ya glad your party was fun!

Nicole said...

WTH! I commented and it is gone!!
I uhm..........well.......I uhm.....and I was gonna......uhm.......comment........again
But well.........I just don't know what to say.............at this point......except that well..........I don't remember what I was going to say............

Colleen said...

SEE!!?? Something has gone all scroggley with the comment section of this blog!! I'm sure you were all thinking... "SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE she commented this morning, lyin' beyotch."

But SEE... I WASN'T LYING!! IT WAS the TROOOOOOF!!!

Julie said...

I wonder what is up with the comment thing. I know the whole blog was down when I wanted to comment on it so I didn't comment until the next day. Maybe Blogger is just messed up...????

Rick Jordan said...

See- blog and they will comment!

Artistically Twisted said...

Holy sh!t I guess!

Rick Jordan said...

Thanks for letting me go get my grill tonight and helping me load it in the truck! You rule!

Julie said...

After you lugged that big ass couch to our house Rick I think I can loan out the old man for some help on your end too :)

Can't wait for your next blog Jerry!

Rick Jordan said...

We STILL talk about the Salvation Army dude so as long as we get someone or something to talk about out of the experience, all is good! And I appreciate the loan!