Monday, October 8, 2007

Talk about what you know...

So...
What I seem to know best is Crazy... So here goes.
The shit that me and Rick talk about during an average day...
Probably isn't funny to any one but us... but Man...
When it comes down to having a rough day there isn't anything like ripping on good Old "buckle" to make the day better.
Christ we even have Shooter in the know about Old Buckle.

I Reeeeeeeeally wanna sell you a tractor...
I think it is times like rides to and from work that make me know why Rick and I have been buds forever.
I am after all an Anti-social prick.

I went to get something to drink and...
I had to get creative.
NO I did NOT mix myself up a "Strrrrrroooooong" Coffee brandy [Wooooah that's Strong! Stick with whole milk bub.... it does the body good!]
Did you know that lemon concentrate ain't that bad..... if you have the right mixer. :D

Top Ten reasons I had a great time at the party...
10. The company that was present.
9. I FINALLY got caught up on ALL the Hollywood trash I had fallen behind in.
8.The Conversation in general.
7. Every time that Sean would say "guys,Guys, Listen to me..." Sophie would Blow into the straw and start laughing.
6. The marriage proposal story. Sean cracks me up.
5. I learned the proper way to watch sports... I am still thinking that after Like maybe Five minutes you be like... I can NOT even SEE the game from here!
4. The re-enactment by Colleen of the Lotion motion "incident"
3.Three words: Spinach. artichoke. dip. It is the best way I have ever seen to hid spinach EVER!
2.Monkey Bread... I mean c'mon. Need I say any more?
1. Sophie showed me a use for all those straws. That was the coolest... Sorry but it even edged out the Monkey bread and Spinach dip.


I'll Leave you with This...
I look forward to seeing everyone again on Saturday.

That is all for now I guess.
~Later

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't get the tractor thing...But boy Saturday was a blast....I don't think you are anti-social. I think you are a little particular with whom you share your wisdom is all :)

Rick Jordan said...

Dude! What an awesome blog! You know some day soon that add is going to come and the crazy guy is going to say he just hired a new salesman named Nate! We will absolutely lose it, go off the road and die and laugh all the way! LOVE the top ten list- I think you nailed that one and need no input at all! Good old Buckle! Shooter and I were talking about that today and how much we both hate rats! The week as a whole has been pretty shitty but the rides in and home have been classic! Hey- I got this really weird idea for a show- you tape two people standing there talking or arguing and you dub in your own thoughts on what they are saying! Me, you, AJ and Shooter could come up with some shit that would at least make me laugh my head off! The greatest thing is you could NEVER run out of stories and the people would love that they got on TV! Just spewing out crap now but I thought it was a funny idea! Would have to be on HBO though- no way you, me and AJ could keep that pg rated

Rick Jordan said...

The anti social comment has to do with the first time we met! I went over to jerry's house with Chris and Chris and they were all hanging out outside and I asked who was in the house? And they said that was Jerry- he hates everyone and is anti-social! Well, I don't scare easy so I went in to say hi and asked him if he wanted to come have a cigarette with me and he asked me what I had for cigs and I showed him a pack of Camel nonfiltes! The rest, as they say is history!