Trying to be funny with a case of the sniffles...

Doesn't really work that well.
I have been trying to avoid the cold That has gone around the house.
...but I seem to have lost that battle.
So I figure... What better time to Mix a stiff drink and not care that I feel Miserable.

Work...
The ride in and Home were the Highlights today.
The new kid is doing good overall... but I feel like I am babysitting on somethings.
It irritated me today, because I ended up sweeping up something at the eleventh hour that should have been done... oh I dunno Monday or Tuesday. Over all he is a good kid... I am probably just in a mood because I don't feel great... who knows.

And that was when they let the monkeys go
and I think they bow hunt.... but NOT in the morning.... ya NEVER get anything in the morning. :D

So there are those moments when I just feel like someone has got it coming to em.
I take great pleasure in not letting something go if I feel like getting under someone's skin.
Who knew?
So even when I am under the weather... I can be a pain in the ass.

Just a distraction... nothin' more...
So there I was...
It must have been all of noon-thirty when they broke over the horizon.
They started in with the most blood curdling scream you ever have heard.
A lesser man may have run... but to be honest... I had a cramp... and running didn't seem to fit with my "Low impact" training regimen.
I hunkered down low... figuring I could probably use my "Pretend to be hurt and then spring on them like a ninja" move.
I have perfected it... so I knew it was my best bet.
So before they came into range I flopped my way to the best position available.
I could hear the thundering hooves.... or whatever... it sounded scary.
Listening close for an organized battlecry... I heard none.... I knew at that point this was going to be a different sorta fight.

As I lay there thinking that I may still have time to pretend to be from outta town or something the first of them crested the slight incline closest to me. The move I pulled next can only be described as Frickin' magnificent!
I mean really.
It even amazed me.
This is ME we are talking about here.
So after dispatching with the first of my foes.... I pounced.
Grabbing the next combatant by a tassel of hair. Twisting slightly and and dropping my weight onto the form writhing below me. The movement ceased.
It seemed that as soon as One was down another crawled on. battling through the intense pain and ignoring the screams ringing in my ears I fought them. Each one as they came... I meet them on the ground between us... and I put them down.

We battled for what seemed an eternity...

Soon, I tired and realized that the numbers seem to be fading.

I quickly scaled to higher ground to grab the momentary advantage.
I was hungry and battle weary as the last of my enemies was Laid down at my feet.
Breathing hard and sweating I walked from that place.

.... and that was the LAST time I babysat!

Then I made a sandwich and watched a movie while the kids all slept.

I'll Leave you with This...
What happens if you are shadow boxing and lose?

That is all for now I guess.
~Later