Saturday, July 7, 2007

Tagged.... Like frickin' forever ago.

The Rules...
I was tagged by Colleen like FOREVER ago.
However, I seem to be an absolute Blog Slack~Ass.

So this is how it works. I must post the rules (That would be these), 7 random things about me (I am getting to that part) and then tag others to do the same (Ingrid, I think it's just me and you doll face... So I pretty much am just gonna pick you... Just a warning). Sound fair enough, right? These are the rules…. each player starts with 7 random facts about themselves on their Blog. People who are tagged need to blog 7 facts about themselves and post the rules as well. At the end of their blog list 7 people you are tagging. Let them know that they are tagged by leaving them a comment.

My Seven facts...
My facts go a Little something like this:

1.] I didn't think I would live this long... so every day is like a bonus.

2.] My first serious relationship was my First day of School... on the bus. We had on the same jacket except hers was pink and mine was Blue.... Now I know you are all saying.... but Your PARENTS bought those coats for both of you... and to you I say... I was in Kindergarten for Christ's sakes... It was important to us! I mean C'mon.... Brad and Angelina's relationship is about as flimsy!

3.] When I was young I thought I seriously was gonna be a rock star.... Like seriously BELIEVED it was just a matter of time... So I started trying to erode my liver early and get hooked on what I could.... As a Rock star I wouldn't need any Pesky "Filtration system" for the temple of the rock god! ya know that whole Beautiful corpse thing.

4.] I was electrocuted. ...and what I remember of it.... wasn't fun. and it sure as hell didn't look anything like in the cartoons!

5.] I write poetry

6.] I like the number nine... In fact I like it so much that I actually gave it the proper respect of actually spelling it out as opposed to just typing "9" like everyone else does. 13 is my second favorite number... but obviously it doesn't rate as high... ya know with the whole "13" straight up typed out there. yup... this is the shit that infects my thoughts.

7.] I stalk Ingrid..... A lot. Like really. Seriously... I probably have a different window open right now checking out whatever she has written about. Nothing gives me greater pleasure. Well okay... that part isn't true... but it is a pretty decent way to pass some time.


...and By "Facts" you meant "Reality based facts" Right?
Juuuuuust checkin'. Seriously.... those are real.

I'll Leave you with This...
I know I haven't blogged in awhile... So... There it is. It is the first step in my recovery.

That is all for now I guess.
~Later

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG.....Loved your blog and I don't even know where to begin.....But I have to say it is never too late to become a ROCK STAR! Or to become a stocker Really think about it! :)

Artistically Twisted said...

Well... I suppose I could try the weekend rock star thing.... and nothing like a Little Stalking to start a day off right!

Rick Jordan said...

Awesome blog, Bro! I am glad you have joined the stalking Ingrid fraternity!

Colleen said...

OMG .....I am DYING!!!! ROFL!!!!

Nicole said...

OMG, I woke up with an urgent text to read your blog and HOLY COW too freaking funny!!
I am seriously ROFL you are tooooo FUNNY! I personally think the Rock Star ship may have sailed but I am totally in for you being a stand up comic!