I'm Friggin' HUGE in China!

It would appear as if the Follower in China Can't get enough of me.

I mean I spend more time cleaning off Gibberish than Posting these days.

I think I am gonna have to start cranking down on it... or just spend time on a new blog.

Those of you English speaking individuals who have actually been involved in any act of craziness that involved alcohol and what-not...
I will let you know if I get off my ass and actually start posting anything worth reading.

...and to all my Chinese Follower-
 你的分享很不錯..越來越多人看你越來越多人看你 謝謝 生活很多細節都要  
小心點，請多保重 續加油喔 越來越多人看你越來越多人看你
For Real.

Peace Out~

Was just cleaning the cobwebs off this place

When I realized that apparently I have 27 douchebag followers from china.

Other than that I just wanted to say that I miss the Hobo Pyramid references and all of the Non-sensicle shyte that used to get spewed out here.

I swear sometimes I am busy doing stuff and entire months disappear before I know they are gone.

Short post.... but to be honest I will be surprised if anyone still even looks here.

Lay-tah

I have been working on a new Blog....

I came back here to check in and had a bunch of Chinese characters poluting my page ALA Spam style.

I cleaned those off but after a quick review I realized that I have kinda outgrown this one...
I mean no big deal it was built of Shyte and misdirection anyway.

So I am gonna focus my energy over on the new one.

Holy Shit.... What is this place???

Hello... Some of you may know me as Jack & I am a recovering Blog slacker.
They say that knowing is half the battle... I don't buy it. It may be one fifteenth of the battle but I believe GI Joe didn't know Shit when it came to Blog Slackery!

FB has it's place but I'll be damned if it has the kind of detail available here.
My kinda crazy can flair up to it's full potential here with out the distraction of Yoville.

I am working on stuff for the party and to be honest every day that goes buy makes me happy that we are getting closer to the party.

I will try to visit more regularly but no promises at this point.

Easter Blogness

Happy Easter.

We have a day of visiting the folks and spending the day down to their place.

We did the Easter routine here already... and I just want to crawl back in bed.
I had to get paid in YoVille though... So another cup of coffee and maybe I'll be awake.

Have a good day everyone.

Brace yourself Kiddies, Your ships gettin' Boarded!

I don't wanna hear any whining later on!

and a moment of silence is observed.

Rick needs sloppy kisses.

Does Salvation army guy have FB? ..... how 'bout Guy Smiley?

THIS is your Last chance...

You think you can break me???


You want me on face book?

Ask yourself this and do it quick....


"Is he going to make us regret wanting him on face book?"

Will he be THAT guy that everyone wishes would stop making reference to things you all regret having associated with you.

I am thinking that most of you haven't FULLY thought through the impact I will cause....

I will tell you to think about how you would like to be viewed and ask yourself.... "Do I want the world to know that I am in ANY WAY associated with this psycho fuck!"

If I show up... there is no going back.
So you can ignore this blog and get what you end up with.....

Or we can pretend that for the safety of the world I was never invited.

Your call.

Blog Douche Baggery

I figure I qualify for that one....
I mean... c'mon...
Let's run through the numbers on this one...

Doesn't post enough to get out of Blog slacker status... CHECK
Is consistently late reply on others blogs... CHECK
Has a Christmas party still stuffed in his Video camera that he hasn't edited and/or posted... CHECK

Yup... Full on Douche Baggery has been attained!

**Does the Toyota jump up in the air and kick feet together to the side. Then does a quick "Gun-hands" Click-click boom & wink for good measure**

Artistic Abnormality with Twisted Nipples!!

Only because I had to beat Rick to the punch. ;0)

We have been prepping for the 80s Prom...
Well by "WE" I mean Julie has been planning, ordering, coordinating and bringing the whole thing together while I sit back and make "Helpful" comments from the peanut gallery and work on getting some images together for this lil shin-dig.

This should prove to be a good time. Everyone that has heard about it seems genuinely excited to come. We went down to the Hall yesterday and took the measurements we needed and got a rough idea how we were going to lay everything out. I think this is going to be a great time. I can't wait to see everyone all dressed in the retro wakka wear. I intend to drink which means I probably intend to dance.
You have all been warned.


Ooooh yeah and before I forget **Reaches out and Twists you nipples**

Dane Cook.

That sounds like a place were we could all have fun.
Looking forward to it.


I think I used up all my good blog worthy material across all of your blogs....

So this is just to prove that I am still alive.

Fuckity **Scream** fuckfuck!!!!!!

How the fuck do I turn of that "Reaction" bar at the bottom of the comment! [Edit] I remembered how to turn it off

I swear I shouldn't modify my layout while drinking, then disappear for a long period of time, then come back and look and go....
"Uuuum WTF!"

Any way...

Some reasons Ingrid isn't currently Blogging

• The 2nd annual Hobo Stacking and BarBq-off
• "a little incident with the boogeyman"
• She is in the other room Hiding in my closet neck deep in a pile of my undergarments.
• She has a splinter in her Blogging finger
• She went on a sabbatical (sorry Rick had to steal the word)
• She is currently incarcerated for threatening to make "Sweet Sweet Love" to the crossing guard down by the school... but in her defense He was throwing out that vibe.
  
• She was a deep cover operative for the CIA and after gathering all of the data she has been called back.
  
• There was an alien invasion in the night. She was able to fend off the probing for several hour but after they bought her drinks and told her she was pretty and that they just wanted to cuddle... Well you know the deal. those fuckers are pretty damn smooth. I hope we see her again soon... but to be honest they may have let her drive and at 42XLightspeed it may take awhile for her to find her way back... and you KNOW that before Trogdoor the Blarjeelian shows her how to use the navigation system to get back to this steadily swirling blue clump of space matter he is gonna need some "Them" time. And "Once you go Blarjeelian..."

Those are SOME of the reasons... I will get back to you with the rest.

How the hell did this happen?

I think I am getting old.

FUCK!

A Pepsi commercial? **Sigh**

Okay so Will.i.am & Bob Dylan... Or I suppose ACTUALLY Bob Dylan & Will.i.am do a split screen performance of Forever young that I actually have become kinda addicted to.

But... a fucking Pepsi commercial.... Man.
I mean, I could have been good with like... I dunno... a Beer... or an alcohol comercial....

I mean the whole Escaping reality and "Chasing Youth" with alcohol is like a given.

But anyway.

I actually think that I appreciate the song more at that tempo with Will.i.am stomping in there in that prickish smooth way he does.

So yeah... Just one more shadowy piece of the confusing puzzle that I am sure most of you wish you never knew about.... I know that when it comes to music more often than not Julie rolls her eyes and walks off shaking her head.

Alright I have stained this here corner of the web enough.... for now I guess.

Ooooh and anyone who is wondering... Work is slowing down a bit. So I should be able to haunt these halls again with a little more regularity.

Nothin' in the english language...

Or I suppose "Have ya been to the doctors lately" would have been just as good a title.

Sorry but this had me absolutely crackin' up.

and yes... This is the stuff I find funny.

Not Fahkin' Dead just blog Lazy

Sooooo.

You all know I got a new ride.

You all know that the only thing the Volvo would be half way good for in the base car in a monster car rally as far as I care.

You know I have been absent from blogging long enough that I expected to see frickin' "Missing" posters with my picture on em posted around our little corner of the interweb.

You can probably all guess that I am looking forward to sat night.

and You can probably also guess... that no I haven't had a second to edit any video... work has been crazy busy lately.

What you probably didn't know is that I have testicles the size of a Moose.... (and yes Rick they are mine they aren't just a spare set that AJ dropped when he was busy Losing the singing contest 2 Xmas' ago.)

Web Disclosure:
It is quite possible that while this particular blogger has testicles and said testicle do belong to, and are attached to aforementioned blogger. They may however not resemble the testicular appendages of the animal commonly referred to as the "Alces alces americana (moose)" ...Or around these parts as "swamp donkey". All things being equal This blogger figures that this entry alone should testify to the relative comparative nature in "Theoretical Moose" size because as far as this blogger is concerned Anyone that can hold Multi generational attention while spouting on in third person narrative about ones one sack.... well. Lets be honest I do believe it takes nuts to do that. ...and before one of you wise asses hits me back with this... you had to squint to read this... but trust me... you would be squintin' if my nuts were right here.

American Idol... JUST 3 Words.

WHAT THE FUCK!

The "Rocker in a Box"! Uuuuum... NOT so much!!!!

Wow.... just Wow!
Season 8 should be a GEM!

Rubber ducky Your the one.

So as I walked out of the house this morning Post Party to start the car up I saw something that summed up the nights adventures quite nicely and here it is.


Now Other than possibly punching a hole in my oil pan... (Still need to crawl under and check that out) the Party was a fucking BLAST!

I like to think that I have helped to promote Indian Leg Wrestling... I would like to see it become an Olympic sport.

So I was pretty fuckin' Hammered Last night... Not that I was much different than I normally am... Well I think I requested more Boob shots than normal... So sue me.

We had to skedaddle early this morning.... I think Julie was seeing the tough end of a rough night this morning.

I will be editing the video down so that it has just the GOOD stuff in it.
Maine Chicks Gone wild! woo hoo.

Short blog more to come.

Ready for the party.... well mostly.

I have almost finished with my gift for the Xmas party.

I am looking forward to seeing what everyone else has come up with for the swap.


It should be a very good time!

Wow it's freakin' cold!

What the Hell.... you'd think we lived in one of the northern states or something!!!!

Alright, I am already done with the whole "Nut-freezin' cold" time of the year! Where do we sign up for the weather that will bring my testicles back down out of my abdomen? I mean I went through this once before and after the pimples and squeaky voice I thought I was done with it.

But at least the cold brings in the "most wonderful time of the year" [I can't take credit for that... I totally pinched it from a song... So you may have recognized the phrasing.]

I mean c'mon. How could it NOT be the most wonderful time of the year? we're talking presents and egg nog and presents and chestnuts roasting on an open fire....
Though that last one probably isn't so great if you own either the chest or the nuts that are being roasted or if the "Open Fire" gets a bit out of hand when you realize that it will be you Bits that will be going in over the lickin' flames. Well I mean who knows... maybe your into that.... All I know is if it gets much colder I might take a pass at it myself!
But I digress....
So I am looking forward to Christmas this year. The kids are gonna get spoiled rotten!
NOTHIN' wrong with that I tell ya... in moderation any way.

So this post proves that I am still alive. I have been busy as all hell lately. rebuilding computers in every nook & cranny in the house.
So hopefully I will be less of a blog slacker and get more posted. I think I will do a List like Julie did of my 10 Things... and to be honest... I don't know which things will make it to the top ten at the moment... so I will have to think about it.

More as I get the chance....
Later~

Lights, camera..... wait for it.... wait for it

ACTION!

Well I have been working on getting the idea for my first spoof film tightened up.
Which basically has involved having a few drinks and talking stupid ideas out... and by stupid I mean Freakin' awesome!

So I am gonna start doing a little guerrilla filming once I get the details worked out and then I should be posting some web junk.
Now I make no promises on how good the movies are gonna be... but I do think it is gonna be fun to film.

 

So... Fuck Vista and the Dell it rode in on!

Yup.... you heard me.

I have had enough. I am and will always be a dyed in the wool geek at heart... don't get me wrong... but Well the two new Dell Laptops showed up carrying the Plague called vista.

I thought…. Alright…. I have avoided progress long enough. I am going to just dig in and figure vista out from the ground up.

 

So I gave it a go. I tinkered, I toyed, I even mucked around a bit. I have had, to date four Catastrophic failures between the two Laptops.

Last night mine shit the bed on me do to a windows update.

I have recovered mine to a point that I can get to my stuff and get it off there.

Then that fucker is being rebuilt with XP sp3!

 

I know all of my apps run smoothly on XP. I know that it doesn't decide to shit it's cookies out for no other reason than it is sunny outside. I know that I can navigate around in XP without being prompted for the stupidest shit unless I hobble the system. And I know that I can't remember the last time I felt like flinging an XP laptop through a window (Well in all honesty… I actually can… but I will say it was PRE sp1!)

 

So tonight I will clear everything off and get all my XP drivers burnt to disc… and then it's on like muthfuckin' donkey kong!

 

Ooooooooooh yeah…. So I was gonna save this for another blog but I will go into detail later (I am sure I will babble on endlessly) I have a new digital camcorder with all the fixins so I intend to start whoring my movie editing skillz (Uuuuum yeaaaaaah) out and doing some youtube posts…. More on that when I have something worth watching.