I swear I shouldn't modify my layout while drinking, then disappear for a long period of time, then come back and look and go....
"Uuuum WTF!"
Any way...
Some reasons Ingrid isn't currently Blogging
- The 2nd annual Hobo Stacking and BarBq-off
- "a little incident with the boogeyman"
- She is in the other room Hiding in my closet neck deep in a pile of my undergarments.
- She has a splinter in her Blogging finger
- She went on a sabbatical (sorry Rick had to steal the word)
- She is currently incarcerated for threatening to make "Sweet Sweet Love" to the crossing guard down by the school... but in her defense He was throwing out that vibe.
- She was a deep cover operative for the CIA and after gathering all of the data she has been called back.
- There was an alien invasion in the night. She was able to fend off the probing for several hour but after they bought her drinks and told her she was pretty and that they just wanted to cuddle... Well you know the deal. those fuckers are pretty damn smooth. I hope we see her again soon... but to be honest they may have let her drive and at 42XLightspeed it may take awhile for her to find her way back... and you KNOW that before Trogdoor the Blarjeelian shows her how to use the navigation system to get back to this steadily swirling blue clump of space matter he is gonna need some "Them" time. And "Once you go Blarjeelian..."
7 comments:
Oh My GOD....That was so crazy good I spelled it out LOL
She MUST respond now! We have thrown down the gauntlet as elegantly as Salvation trying on a tu-tu! LOL
And we are as coordinated as Guy Smiley doing a cheerleading routine in an unfamiliar environment!
OK you are blog slacking too...Don't make me get out the pictures of you drooling on yourself wrapped in the purple leopard robe.
Are you gonna blog or WHAT???????
I know you can hear me....That's it. I'm gonna make a fucking video soon if you don't start blogging....You know I'll do it! Don't push me
I will post something soon....
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