Happy Halloween

It is that time of year again....
The time when the rest of the world plays by the rules I like.

When being a freak or dressing like you have an appendage in distress or a bad hair decision was made... well, it is all ok.

I mean people wear fake piercings and 80's rock star clothes and I thing....

Okay... maybe the parachute pants with the bullet belt is a bit much.... but... I do so love my piercings.

So as all of you venture out toningth... walk proudly among "My people." well except for that guy that is dressed like BoPeep handing out candy... that fuck is just plain creepy.

And remember... MAKE SURE that it is a wig BEFORE you say "Damn man! AWESOME Mullet wig!!!!" Especially if you are at Walmart.

A little helpful hint for the holidays. Just doing my part.... I mean if you ask me I would totally make a kickass "Emergency broadcast system" Warning systems voice over guy.

Think about it.....

[Crackly radio transmission recording sound thingy]

"That tone you just heard.... Man was THAT fuckin' annoying or WHAT!? but seriously.... that one was the real deal... So yeah... if you can still hear my voice and your face hasn't melted or been torn from your body...Well your still pretty much FUCKED.

I know... I am supposed to calmly tell you it'll all be better soon and you can just wait it out hiding in a hole with some plywood over your head.... HaHa... if you believe that shit you probably think my stupid ass is in the studio reading this. Your dumber than you look... and to be honest Mullet-boy... uum... Girl sorry 'bout that.... I didn't think that was possible.

Basically If you can hear the sound of my voice spend the next few minutes hugging up to whatever is closest... the wife, the dog, your cousin... hug yourself and look over your shoulder in the mirror you sad & lonely fuck... because Life as you know it is about to come undone...
Be well and good luck with all that.


...This has been a message of the Emergency Broadcast System Eeeeert Eeeeert EeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrt Eeeeert "


I wonder if they are taking applications????

Well Happy Halloween!