New Tattoo

Yup... I'm doin' it

I have been designing tattoos for everyone under the sun and the other day I sat down to pen one up for myself.
I called Rick to see if he wanted to go with me and that way we can totally copy Colleen & Nicole... in fact I am going comando and I'm gonna wear a skirt.

So anyway... back to the tattoo....
I sat down to think about what I wanted....
after the briefest of moment the tattoo I wanted popped into my head.
I wasn't sure where I was gonna get a left handed transvestite midget to pose with a chainsaw, a dead cat and a bottle of champagne but then after a moment I realized that really would be a tough one to explain in the nursing home.

"Well ya see.... That there is ya typical south-paw tranny psycho... see ya can tell right there from the dead cat and the champagne I mean really, what self respectin' Hobbit would have Champagne with dead cat.... ya need something like Pabst to bring out the flavor...."

[Ooooh... and in case there is a question.... yes I fully intend to be 10 kindsa crazy when I am old... and Yes I fully expect my son to put me in a home.. I mean fer Keriist Sakes lookit me.]

So having realized that the amount of trust I would have to have in the tattooist to pull off that level of detail and pull of "the Look" I was going for... Well lets be honest... I ain't that trustin'.

I settled down at the computer and started to work on constructing the next great inkstain to grace my skin.
I was having idea after idea colliding around in my skull.
I came up with several that were "strong first choices"
[in case it helps you all sleep at night.... YES I do Air quotes... I see no problem with it. if you yourself happen to take offense to air quote abuse... well, Piss up a rope and get over yaself I ain't changin' my air quotin' way for no one... NO ONE ya hear!]

So I was trying to decide which one looked most like me.... Julie had gone in-town for a quick shopping trip and there were kids screaming through the house and soothing my nerves so that I could make a calm rational decision about what I liked best when I looked back at what I had been working on and decided to change it. I combined a few of my favorite elements and through it together in what seemed like no time at all... It just seemed perfect and right. when Julie got back I showed her the newest "Potential" tattoo. I already knew from before she left which one she had liked before... when she saw the one I had just done she was like "... wow baby... that makes me want to get a tattoo!" So I took that as one more vote for that being my next tattoo. I showed Mindy and she thought it would be perfect for me also.

"So Show us already you stallin' Prick!!!"

I know your all probably like " ...jeesuuuuuus Keeerist would you show us the fuckin' Tattoo already you long-winded Ramblin' fuck!" [or at least that is what I heard in Kristie's voice in my head... and then it sounded like she spit and put in a wad of chew as well. I think it was long cut but I couldn't be sure.]

But just like with Rick's tattoo I am not gonna post it to the web so that every drunken Frat boy or Left handed midget transvestite will be walking around sporting the same tattoo... So if you wanna see it... Weeeeeeell i am guessing the best way to do that is to drink in close proximity to where I am.... or wait until the "After pictures" get posted.

I may change my mind about posting it but we will see.