"So there I was...."
Picture it... Lunch time. I had stepped out to the truck for a break and as I sat down behind the wheel I saw a sight that reminded me what a great country we live in.
Diva's.
Now Diva's itself is not what makes me think that this is a great country... but scantily clad females is a pretty damn good reason... I know there is alot of sexiness in the eyes but somehow those middle eastern places just don't realize... looking at nothing but eyes....... uuuuuum yer missing a bit of the scenery.... I dunno maybe it's just me. **shrug** but any way.... back to my story.
So there it is in all it's skeezy glory right across the parking lot from where my windshield happens to be at that moment, Diva's. and as I smirk and size up the otherwise unimpressive brick structure I can't help but notice the signage. All of the decorative Naked Lady silhouettes bordering all of the words... here there and everywhere.
Somewhere deep inside of me I feel my mind pulled in a direction that seems in a direction one wouldn't expect while viewing Naked Lady silhouettes... It was brought about by the proclomation that they Love our soldiers....
Now... c'mon that string of insults and slams almost write themselves.
So I won't bother to say something like "Sure but that one guy on leave doesn't count as 'Our soldiers' not even if a few of them shared him"... Like I said.... too easy.
But anyway... I started looking at all of the signs tacked all over the building and after a little time reading and smiling I have to say... "God Bless those strippers for giving our boys something to look forward to coming home to" It seems those half naked and scantily clad lasses reminded me what patriotism is all about.... So the next plane that comes in full of soldiers at BIA... those fuckers are getting flashed... God bless the troops... & I intend to help out with moral for good ol Uncle Sam!
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
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LOL- That is definitely something, Bro! Must make for interesting lunch breaks having Diva's right next to you! Has Julie caught on yet why you keep hording dollar bills? LOL- j/k Jewels!
I drive by there all the time! That place is definitely something!
I forgot that you would be right in downtown at your new place of employment! We'll have to grab lunch together sometime at the bagel shop or something. I have to go to city hall and the post office all the time so I am downtown a lot!
I think you should go on a lunch break! Bring your co-workers, call it a "team meeting" but instead of dollar bills, give the dancers rolls of pennies. Then, tell your team that it's that kind of out of the box thinking that got you where you are today. Then pound your fist on the table and walk away. That will beat the hell out of a Power Point presentation, hands down.
Pearls, Jerry. I'm giving you pearls of wisdom for free here.
Oh God....I don't even know where to begin LOL...Downtown and Broadway are always full of such interesting people and places. You work right in the middle of the "loop" /homeless park/library/gay bar/strip club/ ghetto/slum apartments. It's a weird area. And I work right at the top of the hill LOL... You can walk up to see me...I sure as hell aint walking down center street to meet you LOL...
Rick: I have had to collect in quarters and then cash em in for singles. LOL
Nicole: Lemme know when your downtown around lunch time... Those frickin' Bagels rule!
Ingrid: It IS that kinda thinking that got me where I am! .....Spooky... you can read me like a book.... Alright do you have one of those "Nanny-Cams" in my house?
Jules: So the walk up this hill will be like a flash back for me is what you're sayin' Lol
You know that they do there on lunch breaks, right?
I think Jerry would get himself in a HEAP O' trouble!!
I will definitely let ya know!
Is your cell # the same, I know you had to give the blackberry back so I didn't know if your number changed.
Also I gotta tell you that I just watched Mahna Mahna and I was crying I was laughing so hard.
I used to watch the Muppets all the time when I was a kid, it was my absolute fav. That just totally cracked me up, I LOVE it. I think I may have been laughing even harder because the look on Chris' face was priceless when I made him watch!
Too FUNNY! He didn't really see the humor.
What do they do at the bagel shop at lunch? Naked Jewish stripping? LOL
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