Sunday, July 6, 2008

Tried to moon the game camera...

But that didn't seem to work out... you can thank me now.

The way it is...

Alright.... as anyone who was there can tell you....
The party last night was an absolute success!
Thank you to Rick and Colleen for hosting the event & everyone that came for making it as cool as it was.
Great fireside conversation and general discussion... we covered all of the basics (of course).

The basic rundown...

The night started like many before it... but would soon become "One for the books."
The supplies were plentiful and the crowd was trickling in.
Questions abound about the intricacies of lesbianism and it's application... especially as it pertains to trucking.

Of course the game camera was to play a huge part of the evening and I will say a big thank you to Ingrid for playing along out at the game cam. Everyone else that said they were going to go out, did not.

Drinking

Yes there was some.
Let me just say... I maintained a buzz that was described as "You're Fucked UP!" several times.
Now in my defense.... I was fucked up.
I have to say Nicole you started it by putting your melon in my mouth!
Woah... THAT Drink was a nice little distraction... I just think it needs a more Manly name...
I think I will call it "TrainWreck!" (and YES the "!" is part of the name.)

TMI

Sometimes when I talk and there are new people around I see this look in there eyes that is something akin to "okay... I need to back slowly out of the room and sneak away... then I need to get a tetanus shot"
So okay I admit re-enacting the Rite-aid scene where I pretended to have crabs MAAAAAAY have been a bit much for the first intro night. Work should be fun for you colleen... but I have to tell you after that retelling there were a few people "Adjusting themselves in an uncomfortable way"

Craigslist snapper in the morning

Let me just say... there are some things I don't need to see over eggs and bacon and there a some "Missed connections" that are just plain creepy. Oh yeah... Sushi guy... just go on craigslist I swear there seems to be a large calling for someone to lay down the raw fish.

4 comments:

Rick Jordan said...

That is probably true! I am SO used to you by now that your stories just crack me up and I take no offense! We totally would have had a good moon, too but the deer messed that up! Ingrid totally held her own!

Ingrid said...

If I had known where that camera was to begin with, I would have headed over there before I even got to the door! Nothing like creating inappropriate pictures, but if there's a next time I'm bringing props.

Next time.............




...Rick? When did you guys say you were going to camp?

Rick Jordan said...

Friday after work- knock yourself out! LOL

Artistically Twisted said...

Ingrid we will have to schedule something because we were gonna swing by the game cam for some pix as well.