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- That an old lady, once soaked moves a hell of a lot faster on the second day.
- That I was considered by some to be an "Anti-social prick"... Turns out it was just a misconception... I am Many kinds of prick... NOT just an anti-social one.
- Where Dresden was on the map. I still couldn't get us back there if ya paid me.
- That I could pay tolls with (mostly) empty Mt Dew bottles and pennies from my ashtray and floorboards... Man was that toll booth attendant a prick!
- If there is a party and a cooler Rick will KNOW where the "Last" of the beer is.
- Rick and I are NOT the ones to call if you have just broken up with someone. Our solution involves a 1/2 gallon of Jack and a bag of Dunster's donuts.
- If we crawl up onto the roof pretty soon Everyone wants to be on the roof.
- That the cops in Hampden USED to be cooler.
- If you are at a pit party... DON'T RUN! it is far better to finish your drink while the cops chase those that did run.
11 comments:
I've got some more, Brother!
* That Mike Olson can fly over a porch railing on a chair and stay on the chair until both entities meet the ground
* Drinking coffee brandy and bragging to us about it does not get you bonus points
* Bragging about knocking a chick up and dumping her then bragging about it does NOT impress us
* Not wearing a seat belt is NOT a badge of honor
* Buckling like an old rocking chair does NOT impress us
* Bars and convention halls are fun and nice but don't really compare with two guys getting shitty, having fun and playing games and GH
Awesome blog, my friend! You were right about this one!
a few of those were gonna be on there but I could've been typin' all night brotha.
Understood!
OMG I don't know if you guys are queer....or cool..... :)
I do have to agree that it's a hell of a lot more fun at your house than any bar I have been too! Now I am gonna have to come up with some interesting facts.
I know which one it is.
Cool?
"* Drinking coffee brandy and bragging to us about it does not get you bonus points"
LOL, it amazes me that people even ADMITT to this!
I couldn't agree more, Ingrid! The story was a GUY too is what kills us!
and with a friggin' bar like THAT at your disposal all I can say is "Uuuuum ....WHY coffee brandy!" ya know!
I hear that! You and I could have had a field day at that bar!
Hey- you want to come over tonight and see if we can come up with part 2?
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