Monday, December 3, 2007

Snow Day... Yeah right

Not for me...
It was a crappy day of driving in behind some jackass that was in his new mustang.
If by anychance that gentleman happens to read this... I would like to post a comment just for him.
"You sir, are a fuxStick... if you are going to buy a car that you only feel safe driving Five Fahkin' miles an hour... Do the world a favor stay home polish your car and then take your own life. please."

I mean for the love of peanut butter and jelly (actually Strawberry preserves to be more accurate) My truck doesn't even register til ten friggin' miles an hour... and before anyone asks. YES that is how it is labeled on the dash "10 Friggin' MPH... 20 Friggin' MPH... 30 Friggin' MPH " the verb changes after 70. ;P to that "Other" F-word I like.
So yeah this jack ass was going along clogging up the arteries of life.
I wanted to throw the truck in park, walk up next to him and tap on his window and ask if he needed me to push him out of the way.... because I wasn't sure if he was moving or not...

Then follow up with "Race ya for pink slips there speed racer."

Stupid annoying people piss me off.... in case you hadn't gathered as much.


All these words...
So Winter is here.... Damn it!


I'll Leave you with This...
Oh... I got the truck fixed.... but you probably guess from the winter road rage blog up there.

That is all for now I guess.
~Later

4 comments:

Colleen said...

I feel your frustration... but must admit it made a very good read :D

Rick Jordan said...

Was it much worse than the jackass coming to a complete stop on water works hill? That person was a jackass! I thought we were going to rear end them for sure! The good news is you won't have to drive tomorrow! See you in the morning!

Julie said...

There is always some jerk driving around at any given point during a snow storm. I love the asshole with the new 4 wheel drive that most have cost him about 40 grand who thinks he can drive through anything at 70 because its 4 wheel drive for God's Sake. He is the one on the side of the road burried up to the dash in snow... Heeeeheeeeheeeeheeee. Love it. :)

Julie said...

trade most for must