Trying to be funny with a case of the sniffles...

Doesn't really work that well.
I have been trying to avoid the cold That has gone around the house.
...but I seem to have lost that battle.
So I figure... What better time to Mix a stiff drink and not care that I feel Miserable.

Work...
The ride in and Home were the Highlights today.
The new kid is doing good overall... but I feel like I am babysitting on somethings.
It irritated me today, because I ended up sweeping up something at the eleventh hour that should have been done... oh I dunno Monday or Tuesday. Over all he is a good kid... I am probably just in a mood because I don't feel great... who knows.

And that was when they let the monkeys go
and I think they bow hunt.... but NOT in the morning.... ya NEVER get anything in the morning. :D

So there are those moments when I just feel like someone has got it coming to em.
I take great pleasure in not letting something go if I feel like getting under someone's skin.
Who knew?
So even when I am under the weather... I can be a pain in the ass.

Just a distraction... nothin' more...
So there I was...
It must have been all of noon-thirty when they broke over the horizon.
They started in with the most blood curdling scream you ever have heard.
A lesser man may have run... but to be honest... I had a cramp... and running didn't seem to fit with my "Low impact" training regimen.
I hunkered down low... figuring I could probably use my "Pretend to be hurt and then spring on them like a ninja" move.
I have perfected it... so I knew it was my best bet.
So before they came into range I flopped my way to the best position available.
I could hear the thundering hooves.... or whatever... it sounded scary.
Listening close for an organized battlecry... I heard none.... I knew at that point this was going to be a different sorta fight.

As I lay there thinking that I may still have time to pretend to be from outta town or something the first of them crested the slight incline closest to me. The move I pulled next can only be described as Frickin' magnificent!
I mean really.
It even amazed me.
This is ME we are talking about here.
So after dispatching with the first of my foes.... I pounced.
Grabbing the next combatant by a tassel of hair. Twisting slightly and and dropping my weight onto the form writhing below me. The movement ceased.
It seemed that as soon as One was down another crawled on. battling through the intense pain and ignoring the screams ringing in my ears I fought them. Each one as they came... I meet them on the ground between us... and I put them down.

We battled for what seemed an eternity...

Soon, I tired and realized that the numbers seem to be fading.

I quickly scaled to higher ground to grab the momentary advantage.
I was hungry and battle weary as the last of my enemies was Laid down at my feet.
Breathing hard and sweating I walked from that place.

.... and that was the LAST time I babysat!

Then I made a sandwich and watched a movie while the kids all slept.

I'll Leave you with This...
What happens if you are shadow boxing and lose?

That is all for now I guess.
~Later

Uuuuum, So I think I remember how to do this...

Haven't blogged in awhile so bear with me

The basics
The flights in were good... Not GREAT... but decent.
The convention is going great so far. Classes are good... plenty to keep busy.
Got a few new tricks that I learned so that is good.

And then...
We were sitting out by the pool and talking when I looked around and laughed.
The three of us, as soon as we left the classes or the convention center we would take off our badges (because they are pretty fucking geeky looking, to be honest) but as I looked around there are all these doofuses STRUTTING around like they were wearing a frigging backstage pass (and trust me... I know what that Strut looks like) ;0)
So I asked the guys 'Is it just me... or do these guys think that that thing is a "I'm a fucking rockstar" badge or something?' I swear... some of these guys must not get out much... and a few look like they haven't gotten laid in god knows how long.
...And this just might be my cynical nature so correct me if I am wrong ladies.... But in the list of "guys that you would throw panties at"... Some random schmo at a Trucking industry based Computer convention doesn't seem like it would rate real high... Hell I may be way off base... But I think not.
SO it has been entertaining to watch... I mean you can almost smell the desperation on these guys... that and aqua velvet Limited edition "Manscent" but I suppose there probably is some horned up Trucking industry based Computer groupie.

~shudders at the thought~

Great... I am not going to Unthink that now... I will be sitting in class tomorrow and look around see some girl and think "She's a total groupie"

Vendor Whoring
I swear the Vendors love this place.... they have expense accounts .... and aren't afraid to use them!
They can justify eating the way they want as long as they are taking out clients or potential clients.... So THAT has worked in out favor.

I'll Leave you with This...
Having a good time but can't wait to get home

That is all for now I guess.
~Later