Monday, June 4, 2007

Stalked by Proxy on Pimpin' Ave!

Why I have great friends...
I had the best time at my birthday party and wanted to thank everyone that came.
I need to upload some pictures of the festivities as soon as I get a chance.
There are all kinds of new Signatures on the bar now. ;0)

Birthday Fun...
Things went very well.....
For those of you that didn't make it... There was plenty of drinks to go around... just the right amount of wiffleball... by the  way... who in the hell thought it was a good idea that I ump when we were at bat..... KerRist.... I think Nick threw like fourteen pitches straight across the plate before I realised I should be looking for such things as "Strikes" and "Balls"
I mean C'mon.... I was just trying to keep Balls from getting Struck! I may have had a few to many to Officiate any sort of organized sporting event besides quarters!

All this AND a Stalker?! Niiiiice!
Well... as I jumped about from small group to small group talking with everyone that was there I realized the great thing about having friends is what the bring with them in the relationship.... NO I am Not referring to the Pimp stick, the sign, the Crown, or cards and cash... (Though that shit was pretty great I will tell ya!)
I am talking about all those special things that you get... like a dedicated stalker or just really great info on dolphins and the Subtle differences between Bestiality and Zooerastia.
Well i have to say... You can put a price on stuff like that... well I mean I suppose you could... but... would it be subject to state and federal taxes as well? [Shrugs] Just more of the important details that I ponder.

I'll Leave you with This...
As the party was winding down and the last of the guests (Colleen & Rick) were heading out for the night...
Rick was standing on the porch with Sean and Colleen was at the door...
She turn back to us and said... "...and WHO was the Last one to leave?"  and smiled as she stepped out through the door.
Rick Looked at her as she walked by, then looked at us.
Then he stepped fully back into the house stood for a second, Smiled and stepped out and followed her.

All in all.... It was a Great time.
Thank you all for coming & I look forward to seeing you the next chance I get!

That is all for now I guess.
~Later

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It was a great party and we do have some really awesome friends...Thanks everyone for making it great for Jerry...And your blog is a riot BTW...Heart U

Colleen said...

Zooerastia ROFL!!

Oh... and here's that address you were all looking for...

What will happen when the stalkER becomes the stalkEE... LOL

STALKER!!

Rick Jordan said...

Awesome blog, my brother! Had an absolutely awesome time at the party! You will be pimpin' in style now, my man!